Governor Mark Sanford has returned from his "vacation" hiking in the Appalachians. Family and staff members could not tell the press where the Governor went, nor what he did, nor how to get hold of him in an emergency.
Clueless staffers and indifferent family members gave a multitude of explanations and excuses for the Governor's absence and threw out buckets of red herrings for reporters to dine upon.
The Governor returned to the public spotlight today explaining he decided to go to Argentina rather than hike in the mountains to "find something exotic". His first stop- a health clinic to check out the "exotic" rash he may have picked up overseas.
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