Tuesday, June 16, 2009

RIPPED OFF THE WIRES: IRAN ELECTION- FIXING THE FIX



Iran's Guardian Council will recount the votes in the disputed landslide election of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The clerics will focus on those sites where accusations of irregularities were most disputed. South Florida is not on the list.

The Council will gather together poll workers to go over the ballots, looking for handing chads and trying to decipher voter intent. The intent part is a no-brainer- get Ahmadinejad out of office.

It's not like the ballot was complicated. They had two names- Ahmadinejad in big bold letters and Mousavi in tiny print with a skull and crossbones next to it.

Ahmadinejad has said he is confident that he will triumph in the recount and is open to a redo on the election if it comes to that. All he asks is that he would be given an opportunity to sway opposition voters to his side. He figures holding a few thousand hostages should be enough.

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