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LA CITY ROOTS FOR MAGIC OVER LAKERS
:"Can't Afford A Win" Says Council
The Los Angeles City Council cheered the Orlando Magic to beat hometown fave Lakers in the NBA Championship to avoid the cost of a victory parade.
"Let Orlando cough up the funds for a parade," a councilwoman told reporters. "We here in Los Angeles have our priorities right. Our budget is a shambles and the thought of having to sponsor a victory celebration and then clean up the wreckage afterward is beyond nonsensical."
Spokesman for the Lakers management offered to throw the last three games to Orlando to help out their home town, in exchange for an unlimited get-out-of-jail-free card for each Laker player. The City is said to be considering the offer.
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