Billy Mays, the television pitchman famous for his boisterous hawking of household products on t.v. was found dead today of unknown causes. Authorities are not releasing details of the death scene pending the conclusion of the investigation.
Following the investigation, the scene will be cleaned with Ka-Boom and OxyClean, the two miracle cleaners he sold onscreen. Any difficult stains will just disappear, leaving the rug and furniture in brand-new condition.
Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's personal physician, is not considered a suspect, although for a period of time following the death of Jackson the Morris was absent and his whereabouts unaccounted for.
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