Monday, June 29, 2009

POP JACKSON PINCHES PREZ FOR PAYOLA- DOC HASN'T KILLED ANY JACKSONS TODAY



President Barack Obama has assured Joe Jackson, the father and mentor of the late Michael Jackson, that the White House will push Congress to immediately pass a stimulus bill for the Jackson family.

With the tragic loss of the main breadwinner of the family, the Jackson family faces foreclosure, which would render them homeless.

The President told Jackson that the talented family, which is nearly a national treasure, deserves everything the country can give. A special committee will be formed among the Congressional Black Caucus and will begin work on the Save The Jacksons Resolution today. First on the agenda will be to gather a list of deserving Jacksons. Among those on the list are Tito, Janet, Germain, Joe, LaToya, Jesse, Kate and Action Jackson.

Pundits predict Kate Jackson will not make the cut.

Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael's personal physician who was with him at the time of his death, is expected to be retained by the family to give "physicals" to those on the list who may not be deemed eligible for the stimulus package.

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