Friday, June 26, 2009

POP IDOLS DROP DEAD, DOC DENIES SPREE


The sudden death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett has left the Seventies and Eighties Iconography in serious disarray. Fans of the two most famous celebrities of the decades are bereft of idols.

Already millions of fans are casting about blindly for some sort of replacement to tame their glam-jones and give some faux-meaning to their empty,wayward lives and hundreds of lesser-known second-bananas, wannabees and has-beens are lining up to be the next King of Pop and Queen of the Posters.

Dr. Conrad Murray, who was with Jackson as his personal physician when he died, has denied that he also killed Fawcett and the late Ed McMahon with his exotic mixtures of drugs.

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