Tuesday, June 16, 2009

RIPPED OFF THE WIRES: POLL DECLARES BARACK THE BOMB-A


A recent poll declared President Barack Obama the most stylish man in the world, beating out Brad Pitt, George Clooney and even Andy Warhol.

The poll questioned 1000 people at random at a recent Obama 2012 committee meeting and found that the President is also considered taller, smarter and has a whiter smile and fresher breath than anyone else on earth.

His fashion sense outclassed all other world leaders, said the pollsters. Ahmadinejad's stubble and proletariat threads and Kim Il-Jong's outdated Nehru jacket ensembles failed to put them in the top fifty.

The upcoming issue of People Magazine will feature The Fifty Most Incredible Celebrities. Obama will place one through thirty-eight.

The editors of Time Magazine have announced that pictures of the President will grace every cover for the next ten years and he has already been chosen for their Man of the Year in 2009, 2010 and 2011 year-end issues.

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