
OBAMA CHANGES TUNE- ECONOMY FINE....REALLY!
After months of warnings from the White House about the seriousness of the "Bush" recession, President Obama spent this week assuring Americans that the future is looking good. No more doom and gloom talk. Whew! That was close. Now that this nasty recession/depression is over, everything is gonna be alright.
CHINESE WORRIED- IS THEIR 'INVESTMENT' SAFE?
The Chinese Government publicly wondered if their massive investment in the American economy is safe. Having purchased nearly a trillion dollars of American debt, they see no improvement in U.S. economy. President Obama publicly assured our 'investors' that there is no safer place to park their money than the United States. (And, if you would, go 'head and buy some more. No really, it's a good 'investment')
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE INVESTIGATES SHERIFF JOE
The Department of Justice has informed Maricopa Sheriff Joe Arpaio that his department will be investigated for possible violations of certain civil rights of some of his prisoners. Currently he has 6000 illegal aliens serving or waiting for deportation in his jail.
The investigation will focus on whether the Maricopa Sheriffs Department is profiling Mexicans when looking for illegal aliens.
Well, they tried to look for Nigerians crowded around the Home Depot, but there weren't any.
GEE. IT'S NOT LIKE PROTESTING HERE, IS IT.
Oakland resident and former UC tree protester discovered that foreign countries don't always have the same kid-glove treatment of protesters that we do in California. He went to Palestine to protest against the Israeli land policies and was beaned in the head with a tear gas cannister fired from Israeli soldiers.
If he recovers, perhaps his next outing will be protesting Sharia law in Iran.
After months of warnings from the White House about the seriousness of the "Bush" recession, President Obama spent this week assuring Americans that the future is looking good. No more doom and gloom talk. Whew! That was close. Now that this nasty recession/depression is over, everything is gonna be alright.
CHINESE WORRIED- IS THEIR 'INVESTMENT' SAFE?
The Chinese Government publicly wondered if their massive investment in the American economy is safe. Having purchased nearly a trillion dollars of American debt, they see no improvement in U.S. economy. President Obama publicly assured our 'investors' that there is no safer place to park their money than the United States. (And, if you would, go 'head and buy some more. No really, it's a good 'investment')
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE INVESTIGATES SHERIFF JOE
The Department of Justice has informed Maricopa Sheriff Joe Arpaio that his department will be investigated for possible violations of certain civil rights of some of his prisoners. Currently he has 6000 illegal aliens serving or waiting for deportation in his jail.
The investigation will focus on whether the Maricopa Sheriffs Department is profiling Mexicans when looking for illegal aliens.
Well, they tried to look for Nigerians crowded around the Home Depot, but there weren't any.
GEE. IT'S NOT LIKE PROTESTING HERE, IS IT.
Oakland resident and former UC tree protester discovered that foreign countries don't always have the same kid-glove treatment of protesters that we do in California. He went to Palestine to protest against the Israeli land policies and was beaned in the head with a tear gas cannister fired from Israeli soldiers.
If he recovers, perhaps his next outing will be protesting Sharia law in Iran.

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